This is the most efficient Western ever made in the history of cinema. Some call it "The Best Western Ever Made" and some call it "The Incident That Occurred On Rattle Snake Ridge on May 11th, 1871". We here at Nearsighted Pictures call it both. Come be a part of this new cultural movement that is changing the landscape of filmmaking forever as we know it.
In this unfolding saga, we learn the true importance of what a mineshaft really means to a simple Miner. Please join us in celebrating this beautiful experience and consider donating to a mineshaft near you.
Like Hitmen? What about Roofs? What about TWO Hitmen and ONE ROOF? If you think your workplace is unprofessional and your boss stinks, wait 'til you see what Chuck and Phil the Hitmen have to deal with. Did we mention it's ON A ROOF?
Join Bleep-Blorp and Fishface in this week's episode of COSMO QUEST! What will they discover on their intergalactic adventure? What new life forms are lurking around the corner? Did we mention they're in SPACE? COSMO QUEST! COSMO QUEST! COSMO QUEST!
Watch as a poet wrestles hand to hand with the most important, meaningful, and challenging mystery of all, DEATH HIMSELF. What could go wrong?